Prehistoric Emo


a style and way of being that seemlessly meshes the clothing and att-tude of a video game geek and an unhappy suburbanite. catagorized by chuck taylors, sweater vests and wacktastical hair. also occasionally a member of the awesome mode of style. often closely related to post-cyber hipster att-tude and dress.
that dan kid is so prehistoric emo.

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