preload


to drink at home before going to the game, concert, bar, party, wedding, etc. where the drinks will either be expensive, cr-ppy, or non-existent. to get buzzed, or even drunk, before going out.
beers are $6 at the game, so let’s preload.
i preloaded before the wedding. the church doesn’t allow alcohol.
when a piece of software, a game for instance, is offered for download by the developer before the official release, but it can’t be played yet due to a protection, this is called a preload.
usually this service is only available for people who preordered the game.
half-life 2 could be preloaded from steam.
crysis could be preloaded five days before the official release, from the ea servers.
the act of reloading a semi-empty clip in a fps or other shooter in antic-p-tion of a hard firefight or similar event, sometimes referred as common sense.
just give us a second to preload before we go into this room, i think it’s full of enemies.
the act of drinking at home or at a mates house before a night out
“man we were wasted last night thanks to the pre-load”
the act of eating copious amounts of food, with the intention of defecating in the hosts toilet. the end result being a smelly house.
dude chad is having a party, lets h-t up taco bell and preload that f-ggots house.
sometimes referred to dirt biking, but when your about to -j-c-l-t- you use it in terms of coming on womens chests, and also when i try to explain something to daniel in science cl-ss
mike: what the f-ck is a pre-load

dan: i pre-loaded all over your mom’s chest
dan: -pretends to throw his load-
dan: oh yea

mike: you f-cking f-ggot

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