Prelude Curse
prelude curse refers to the phenomenon where most young males who owns a prelude have terrible luck meeting, dating, or maintaining a relationship with those of the opposite s-x.
every since buying that 5th gen prelude, bobby had horrible luck finding dates. he eventually m-st-rb-t-d to death and his spirit haunts his car, which was sold on ebay, to this very day.
(2nd definition): an unfortunate, undiagnosible series of problems, mechanical failures, and accidents suffered by any persons (male or female) that choose to purchase a honda prelude, particularly of the 4th and 5th generations. eventually resultant in the totalling of the vehicle in an accident (personal injuries have been recorded) or the removal and sale of any/all function aftermarket parts from the ch-ssis which is then scr-pped.
laura has never escaped the prelude curse: after totalling her 5g, she got the 4g. i don’t think that thing has ever run for more than a month: the first shop messed up the head on the new engine, then it just died, last i heard she’d swapped im’s and it still wasn’t running.
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