Prema-bye
when you bid someone a premature farewell, creating an awkward moment where the conversation has been ended, but the two people are still together. when the actual moment to physically part ways is at hand, a weak/awkward second goodbye is sometimes given. usually happens with someone that you kinda know, but not enough to start up a new conversation.
example:
(tom sees mel at movie theater)
tom: hey mel great movie, huh?
mel: yeah it was good
tom: i know. well… see you at work.
mel: bye.
-both begin to walk silently in the same direction, right next to each other. (because they unknowingly parked in the same area)-
mel: …bye?…
tom: -pretends not to hear, jumps into car, leaves-
mel(alone): that was an awkward prema-bye!
example 2:
steve: i said goodbye to meagan at the bus stop today.
bill: yeah? cool!
steve: yeah except i said goodbye a minute too early and we were both waiting for the same bus.
bill: ouch! wicked prema-bye!
steve: i know…
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