Premature Catchulation


when an excited dog closes their mouth too soon when trying to catch a ball, causing the ball to bounce away off their nose
john- how’s sammy with the ball these days? is she able to catch it?

dave- nah, gets so excited that when i throw the ball at her, she premature catchulates all over the place… she has a real bad case of premature catchulation.

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