premature e-rapture-lation


over excitement concerning the ‘rapture’ (5/11/2011) that leads to prematurely spewing irrational behavior.
john sold his house, cashed in his 401k, left his wife and headed to the mountains because he thought the end was near. sounds like a case of premature e-rapture-lation.

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