premature ejacoptimisation
a focus, usually by poor programmers, on making code as fast, small or 1337 as possible, so that they c-m hard, rather than making it work. related to premature optimisation and premature -j-c-l-t–n.
hey, joe, your code works, stop trying to do premature ejacoptimisation!
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