Premature Ejaculotion
1. when your hand lotion (or any lotion) explodes before you are ready to use it.
2. when lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.
1. person: f-ck, my hand lotion is all over the inside of my bag – talk about premature ejaculotion.
2. person: eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?
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