premature ejacusend
when you accidently press the send b-tton before you’ve finished typing the full message. can occur while texting or email.
guy 1: “oh, man i just texted my girlfiiend that “i’d love to have a b”
guy 2: “what?”
guy 1: “yeah, i didn’t get to finish the sentence cause i accidently had a premature ejacusend. i was going to tell her i’d love to have a beer with her. “
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