premature fuck buddy
friends that are so close that they can have a s-xual relationship and still hangout afterwards. this is about as close a guy and a girl can be without a relationship. the term itself is actually the complete opposite of the meaning. they know that s-x represents more than what they have and that they will never have it. they know that they can do anything but that, aside from an all around ;). the two friends love each other and would do anything to make each other happy, hence the name pre-mature f-ck buddy.
i love my premature f-ck buddy
no we don’t have a thing, we are just premature f-ck buddy.
Read Also:
- Prefecating
the pain and distress experienced prior to defecating man i am prefecating hard where’s the toilet
- Puzsexual
puzs-xual means being confused and puzzled about your s-xuality. puzzled-s-xuality. mikey was puzs-xual because he wasnt sure who he liked.
- Quazmacorn
a rainbow wooled llama/alpaca with a canary’s wings and gazelle or ram’s horns (not the dirty kind dumb dumb). a fictional creature first mentioned to feelers from ranch64 on animal jam.com. if you have ever seen one please, lay off the drugs. kwaz-ma-korn noted: ranch64 has never seen one, but drew a picture. this is […]
- Religious wingnut
someone who completely follows the text of their religion and bugs people about it on the internet. examples: 1. caiden cowger 2. apologetics 3. megasage 4. etc. “i heard glenn beck is a religious wingnut”
- Riff Mode
i suck at life and date little girls on the internet. hey i’m going to go riff mode and get arrested for being a pedo the mode in which a man, such as riff, tries to be a james bond/brad pitt kind of guy, and tries his hardest to please a ‘female’ target. often times, […]