Premature Peter
–premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
–“peter”: p-n-s.
–a “boy” that c-ms before the “proper, usual, or intended time.”
see also: premature -j-c-l-t–n
scenario: an older woman is about to have s-x with an unexperience younger male, let’s just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.
(start)
older experienced female: you sure?
younger unexperienced boy: uhh…. (moans and groans)
older experienced female: i see we have ourselves a “premature peter.”
younger unexperienced boy: {stupid facial expression)
(end of scene)
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