premature status change


(v): when a person who you have been dating switches their status on a social networking site such as mysp-ce or facebook from “single” to “in a relationship” without consulting you first.
me: that b-tch must be crazy.
you: why?
me: she pulled a premature status change…doesn’t she know she’s just a booty call!

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