premature textulation
the accidental sending of a text message, resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense.
i had a premature textulation, i sent the text that “she farted sideways…” and i almost shat myself!
when you are halfway through a text and you accidently hit the “send” b-tton, and then you have to send another text with the other half of what you were saying.
“so, i got a text from bob last night saying “want to fuc”, but then i realized it was premature textulation when he sent me the other half, “kin get some dinner??”…close call!”
“d-mn, i accidently just prematurely textulated “we have to talk” to my girlfriend, when i meant to say “we need to talk about what we are getting for dinner tonight”. i hope she doesn’t break up with me!”
the act or practice of sending a text message before you’ve finished it
text: “are you goi”
reply: “wtf?”
text: “sorry – premature textulation”
when you receive a text and reply without fully reading the original text
will you pick me up at the airport? i’m flying in on
caribbean air?
one writes back and says “yes, what airport and airlines?”
then goes back to read the initial text and says “oops, i see you put in the airlines, sorry…..premature textulation!”
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