Premature Xmas-culation


the premature celebration of the christmas holiday that is so often and annoyingly practiced by society. symptoms include commercials shamelessly featuring holiday tunes and imagery the day we turn the calendar to november, store aisles being speckled with red and green products as early as mid-october, and post black friday you’d have to be a hermit not to hear a little jolly x-mas ditty every single day.

yep, each year america pretty much j-zzes in its red/green plaid pants all over its jingle b-lls in a pre-xmasculatory fashion before december can even take her “santa’s little helper” lingerie off.
wall-mart is already stocking the shelves with christmas sh-t? halloween was freaking yesterday, premature xmas-culation much?!

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