prepostulatious
1) an amalgamation of the terms preposterous and postulate used to describe an absurd claim or -ssumption.
2) an adjective describing a predated postulate or principle
person a: “that girl’s so innocent, she must be a virgin.”
person b: “that’s prepostulatious!”
person a: “i firmly believe the republicans will win the next election.”
person b: “man, that’s totally prepostulatious!”
person a: “did you know the earth is flat?”
person b: “what the h-ll are you smoking man? that’s totally prepostulatious.”
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