presedent mugabe
the s-xual act of spraying a liquid t-rd on your girlfriends or gimps face, ripping out some of your pubic hair and carefully placing it under their top lip with your thumb.
if you wake one morning smelling like sh-t and you look in the mirror only to see presedent mugabe staring back at you with a starteled look in his eyes, then you’d wish you were abraham lincoln.
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