presexual marriage
tieing the knot before trying it out.
what a churchy, she totally believes in pres-xual marriage.
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- Presidential Hoopty
air force one. reverse useage is to refer to one’s hoopty as air force one. 1. you gotta stay in school if you every want to ride in the presidential hoopty. 2. pile the kids into air force one, we’re going out for ribs.
- Pressure Washing
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- Founding Member of the Speccy Twat Club
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- Weekend beard
applies to men who shave mon-fri but stop shaving over the weekend. “jack is so trying to look like george michael” “nah man, that’s his weekend beard!”