Presidential Dump Truck
this s-xual maneuver has an extremely high degree of difficulty and requires some planning, but if anyone can pull it off it says something about their ability. a presidential dumptruck is the combination of an abe lincoln and the traditional dump truck. once the male has -j-c-l-t-d in the female’s mouth (making sure to get some on the face to act as beard adhesive) and dropped off his load, he proceeds to turn around and throw the pre-shaven pubs onto the female’s face forming the beard and completing the presidential dump truck.
holy sh-t guys! i just heard that mike gave sherry a presidential dump truck last night. how the h-ll did he pull that off?!
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