presidential homer
a real f-cking bl-w j-b, one choking on your shaft to the tune of yankee doodle dandy, on tonguing the b-lls and m-ssaging the thigh, and one with her fingers in the -ss. swallowing is neccessary, so dont spit it out
girl 1- i really love my boyfriend, will you guys help me give him a presidential homer?
girls 2+3- f-ck yeah!
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