when you accidentally leave change on your couch while masturbating, and it leaves the imprints of presidents faces on your *ss cheeks.
“man i’ve got to check where i sit from now on, i got such a presidential spanking last night!”
generia is a conceptually transmitted disease spread by over-exposure to dull and unoriginal media. slowly and insidiously, generia settles into the brain and permeates throughout the victim’s individuality and sense of ident*ty, disabling basic cre-ognitive (creative-cognitive) abilities. generia is both preventable and reversible with the help of the creative specialists at the only generia clinic […]
- independent variable
in science, it is the variable that you intentionally change. in an experiment, lyndsey has three sunflower plants. they are all given the same amount of sunlight; however, she gives one drop of water to one plant, two drops to another, and no water to the third. lyndsey’s independent variable is the amount of water.
- white legs
c*ming on your legs just befor you have s*x ethan got white legs when he saw leonie naked
- full body swirly
when you are over life at school so you hop in a toilet and flush yourself down into the ocean where you will live with nemo and all his friends. my best friend ruined my life my telling the girl i like that i was in love with her. so now i will give myself […]