press and seal
when you fart as you’re leaving a tent, and quickly zip the door behind you; presumably while the other person is still asleep or just waking up. the victim is rendered helpless, and is usually forced to also leave the tent. effective at waking some late-sleepers and clearing children from a family tent.
sally p-ssed out early last night, so when i left the tent this morning i press and sealed that b-tch.
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