press conference
when a female (or male) kneals in front of 3 or more naked men and takes their p-n-ses in her mouth one by one – as though they are microphones at a press conference
“me, jimmy and john held a press conference with the new girl in sales today”
2 more definitions
spreading the word to a group of people with complete disregard for the subjects privacy.
mark: “so, now that everyone is here i would like to hold a press conference about what took place last night… mandy, from accounting, now has herpes… i gave them to her, i will now open the room to questions…”
denise: “did you tell her before or after the s-x that you had the curse?”
mark: “after… duh, next?”
james: “are you attracted to her or just trying to spread herpes?”
mark: “ah yes that’s a good one, ummm… jeees…. i’m going to have to go with the second one… cause.. she kind of has that weird nose thing going on and.. yeah… ”
a synonym for suicide. origin comes from budd dwyer, a former pennsylvania politician who, on the morning of january 22, 1987, committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a revolver during a televised press conference.
“man, my girlfriend just left me, my dog died, and there’s no way to get a rock band pre-order for launch day. i’m thinking about holding a press conference.”
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