Presslak


a fat son of a b-tch, who’s -ss is so huge, his back pockets are over a yard apart from each other. his tiny little feet look like sausages stuffed in penny loafers. he wears wide ties that look like dental floss when compared his m-ssive cleavage. his p-n-s most likely smells like liverwurst and his -sshole is as brown as tree bark.
“rudy presslak is a nasty fat f-ck who ruined my life” richard r.

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