pressure wash

douching with mentos and diet c-ke to prevent pregnancy.

(contrary to popular belief, it does not work)
“sally decided to try a pressure wash when the condom failed”
making a woman -rg-sm so hard that her -rg-sm soaks the sheets resembling the sheets after they get out of the washing machine.
i pounded tracy so hard that she pressure washed my couch…yeaaa boi
when you stick your d-ck or a similar object into your partner/hooker’s -sshole, then you have them sh-t on said object while still holding it in as tightly as possible. this should cause the p–p to go around the object and forcibly eject out the -n-s. the end result looks like a pressure washer spraying p–p. do not get in the way of this ‘pressure washer,’ it will inflict physical harm.

note: laxatives help to provide the consistency needed for the p–p to flow like water.
danny: oh yeah john! just a little deeper and then i’ll pressure wash that silly grin off your face!

john: yea! pressure wash me all day! unngghhh (-rg-sm) (poosplosion)
when skidmarks are left on the bottom of the bowl from taking a cr-p and you use your pee stream to clean the bowl.
mark: dude, i left a m-ssive skid in the john.
rick: well, just pressure wash it!
mark: i can’t! i p-ssed before i dropped a duece!
when someone, normally male, uses urine to clean “skid marks” off the inside of a toliet. this works especially well if done within the next 10-15 minutes. works best as an unspoken agreement between roomates/partygoers.
“hey man, i just took a wicked dump in your bathroom. haha, left skidmarks all over the toilet.”

“o great, next person to p-ss make sure to pressure wash that cr-p off.”