presturbation
presturbation is the act of watching p-rn to get you h-rny enough to watch the really awful p-rn you need to get off because you’re dead inside.
the term originates from michael swaim of cracked.com
guy 1: my girlfriend walked in on me watching p-rn the other day. luckily i was just presturbating so it wasn’t anything too nasty. a few minutes later and she would have seen my collection of loli midget amputee vore hentai. presturbation saved my relationship.
guy 2: you’re dead inside, aren’t you?
guy 1: oh, most definitely.
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