Pretend Anal
when your girlfriend isn’t ready for -n-l s-x yet, so you put it inside her p-ssy and you both pretend its in her -ss. usually best with some kind of verbal roll play.
she says “lets have pretend -n-l! oh baby, put it in my -ss! i need it deep in my -ss!” then the guy bends her over and puts it in her p-ssy and says “oh baby, your -ss feels so tight around my c-ck, i’m buried in you so deep” and continues to f-ck her p-ssy while they both make believe its in her -ss.
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