pretend porn
forms of media, especially youtube videos or clickbait articles, that you know will not be p-rnographic but still somehow expect (and hope) to be p-rnographic, and then click on and/or watch, only to be disappointed and still h-rny.
bro 1: hey man, did you hear about that buzzfeed video “girls use vibrators for the first time”?
bro 2: sh-t man, nah i didn’t, i’ll go check it out, i’m sure it’s hot
one week later
bro 2: brooo, they just went to the toy shop, bought vibrators, and then cut to the girls talking about using them afterward, and it wasn’t s-xy at all! that was some serious pretend p-rn.
bro 1: d-mn, you’re right. f-ck pretend p-rn.
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