Pretendbian


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a straight girl who is pretending to be a lesbian. pretendbians are usually doing this for cool points because being a lesbian becomes hip amongst their peers.
famous pretendbians include: lindsay lohan, ann heche, kim kardashian, britney gastone
a p-rnographic film actress who pretends to be a lesbian in order to satisfy the sick, disgusting desires of p-ssy pumpers p-ssy pumper beaver-eater
mike enjoys watching pretenbian p-rn, but but winces at the thought of two men together

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