pretendies
slang for mid-grade pot. short for “pretend kind” buds. usually a kind strain but poorly grown or accidently allowed to germinate from male plants. still better than schwag, but not as good as kind. going rates in boulder, co..
kind bud…$50 per 1/8th ounce. very nice. no seeds. smells/tastes great. 1-3 hits should do you. see northern lights.
pretendies…$100 per ounce. usually green and fluffy. perhaps some seeds. smells/tastes good. may need 2-5 hits for nice groove. sometimes called beesters.
schwag…$60 per ounce. can be dark green or brown. lots of seeds. sometimes formed in brick squares. smells/tastes earthy or like dirt. will need 4+ hits to get high. sometimes only produces headache.
dude, i can’t get any kind buds. how ’bout we buy some pretendies?
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