Pretentipus
pretentipus is an archaic word that is embellished with at least four meanings depending on context. it was created when a pretentious person misspelled the word ‘pretentious’ as ‘pretentipus’ and his pet parrot then proceeded to call him a p-ssy.
1. pretentious p-ssy. (this is the most common meaning of the word and is most frequently used.)
2. bicycle.
3. cops; police; law enforcement etc.
4. open; unlock; unfasten etc.
1. ”you know that girl jessica? she is such a pretentipus!”
2. ”hey, man, i was thinking of going up to my grandpa’s mansion tomorrow, any chance i can borrow your pretentipus?”
3. ”sh-t, dawg, we gots ta get outta here dem pretentipus iz comin’ yo!”
4. ”if you don’t pretentipus this door right now i swear on my dead mother’s grave i will smash your teeth out and mouth-f-ck you!”
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