Pretenvy


when you pretend to be envious of someone elses situation just so they will stfu about it. it can also be used to show support.
i hit matt with some pretenvy so he wouldnt feel bad about how he “scored” with that cow last night.

i used to pretenvy to get laura to shut the the f up about her honey moon to jamaica and her 8 carat engagement ring.

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