pretox


the opposite of a detox.

when you know you’re going have a ridiculous amount of alcohol over the weekend and you decide to go out for a few drinks the night before as preparation – it’s the drinking equivalent of stretching.
“it’s the stag do this weekend, the pretox will be in the local from 7 tonight”
the act of abstainence prior to a major alcoholic binge
jonny w: how come you are not drinking tonight
jonny s: just cleaning the pipes for my weekend in napa with da boyz
jonny w: pre-tox. niiice

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