pretty girl bullshit
when a cute, pretty or beautiful girl (or a girl that just has this mentality) tries to play games when it comes to dating. she could lie about something to hide the truth from you but mostly her insecurities will cause complications in your life to try and control you. she could also think that she’s worth more than you and that her beauty is on a pedestal and doesn’t think she needs a man.
joe: man, i’ve been on like five dates with her and i still haven’t hit it yet.
me: she’s making you work for it.
joe: i tried to ignore her but then she’ll invite me over her place and cook for me. each time i try to get close, she’ll push me away.
me: that’s that pretty girl bullsh-t.
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