Pretty Porter


a guy who spends his breaks and lunch periods in the bathroom perfecting his hair. may also spend time at home curling, ironing and dying his hair.
man, he is such a pretty porter. he spent all of his free period in the bathroom fixing his hair! what a woman.

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