pretty pretty please with cherries on top
a statement used to show that you really want something, or someone.
setting: home
characters: mom
teenager
teenager: when can i get married?
mom: how about 23 or 24?
teenager:mooom! i’ll be an old
man by then.
mom (rolls her eyes): 24 and that’s final.
teen: 19 or 20 or 21…please???
mom: how about not?
teen: pretty pretty please with cherries on top???
mom: find yourself a girlfriend first.
teen: that was a bad joke.
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