Preturd


a satisfying, sometimes loud and echoey fart that takes the liberty of releasing itself as soon as one sits on the toilet bowl.
he walked into my bathroom, locked the door, and left everyone in my living room visibly shaken as the loudest pret-rd was heard throughout the house.

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