Pretzel Boy


pretzel boy – noun /ˈpretsəl boi/– derogatory slang used to describe a man child who loves pretzels.
pretzel boy ate that cheese covered soft pretzel even after it fell face down on the disgusting, contaminated, vomit stained, urinated on casino carpet.
slang term for george w. bush. apparently refers to his failed attempt to eat a pretzel.
pretzel boy’s administration screwed up again
male, age 16-40 who dresses, acts, resembles all his peers. taken originally from rold gold pretzel commercial. often found at dave matthews concerts, abercrombie & fitch outlets, and fraternity keg parties. song by bomb threat regarding same.
nice khakis, you f-cking pretzel boy.
dont waste your time, she only dates pretzel boys.

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