pretzel crunch



when a guy pushes your legs behind your head while having s*x and proceeds to “crunch” you while putting all of his body weight on you. pain is usually *ssociated with this position.
“how was your night kelly?”
“john pretzel crunched me so hard, i couldn’t breathe.”

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