Pretzel Me


pretzel me. annoying creater of ‘pretzel boards’ t-tled ‘i would get my own pretzel, but im too lazy’ on the popular (but oh so cr-p) neopets site. ‘pretzel boards’ created at the start of the year of 2006. soon came to a end when school started…because…because, i don’t know why, but they did. eventually after pretzelme’s confident posts, she got iced and is now on a different account “_pretzelme_” and has lost..like…a kajillion neopoints. although she doesn’t play neopets much anymore, she will be rememberd.

r.i.p pretzelme
agh! agh! aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! -jumps out window-

i believe in you pretzel me!

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