Preying Mantis

a preying mantis is a woman who, while orally pleasuring a man, bites the head of the p-n-s right when the man is about to c-m, much like the female insect (preying mantis) will eat her mate after the reproduction process.
guy 1: dude why is there blood on your pants?
guy 2: because that b-tch is a preying mantis, she bit the head of my d-ck!
a s-xual act in which the man is having -n-l s-x with a woman and, as he climaxes, the woman rotates her head 180 degrees and engorges herself on the juices inside the man’s skull.
dude 1: dude, what’s up with your head?
dude 2: i was having s-x with mandy last night and she preying mantis’d me.
the only insect that makes a great pet.

they hatch on memorial day, give or take a few days. about july 4 they are large enough to find in the wild. if you have an egg case in a terrarium, you’ll be able to see them as soon as they hatch, but good luck finding these little guys outside.

they all have wings, but only adult males fly. males are slightly shorter, a lot skinnier, and much more hyper. they are a lot harder to catch and somewhat more difficult to tame.

if well fed, they are much less cannibalistic than commonly thought. yes, a small percent are jeffrey or jennifer dahmers, but most are not.

unfortunately they are short lived. in the wild they die between fall and winter. in captivity they still might die in fall, but some will make it almost to next spring.

it may seem cruel, but it’s usually best to clip their wings in the fall, as they get a disease which starts out as brown spots on their wings but soon turns into holes. they die sooner if you let them get this, or let it progress. cut the wings and put some neosporin cream on them with a q-tip.

food: katydids are their favorite. small gr-sshoppers are good. moths are excellent. you may have to buy crickets in the winter. baby mantids eat flightless fruitflies (petsmart).
preying mantis kung fu mimicks the fighting style of the preying mantis.
describes the physical position of someone who is gurned up to their t-ts.

put your arms straight out in front of yourself, then bend your elbows so that your foreams are at a right angle to your upper arms, and parrallel to your body. fully extend your fingers, then bend your wrists down, to form a sort of ‘m’ shape with your forearms and hands.

when accompanied by rolling eyes, a swinging underbitten jaw, and low-soft groaning noises, can be highly amusing.
“… i gathered that all you guys were pilled-up, ‘cos when i came in last night, the front room looked like a preying mantis farm …”