price drop tv
channel aimed at idiots with too much time on their hands. convince people they’re being promised bargains. old people and the mentally impaired watch for the company and the contentment of having someone actually talk to them. always promising quality brands who no one’s ever heard of and describing ugly clothes as “the latest fashion”.
person 1: oooh price drop tv! such good bargains!
price drop announcer: what a bargain! this tv is a quality brand – it’s setashi! that’s pratically sony! it’s dropped in price from £50000 all the way to £200! buy now or you’ll me an idiot!
person 2: what idiot would actually listen to this rubbish?
person 1: shut up! it’s a perfectly legitimate way of shopping!
only the best tv channel in the world!!
program that sells sh-t for very low prices 24/7
mee: “hey dudes im watching price drop tv”
rach: “did u see that monkey shaped footon they wer selling yesterday for 67p?”
mee; “yeh i bought 47 of them!”
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