primary sexual provider
not your girlfriend/boyfriend, but someone whom you have s-x with more often than anyone else. used in places where “booty call” is too distant, and “girl/boyfriend” is too close.
especially helpful/appropriate if you’re actively “seeing” more than one person.
person 1 : “so.. is that your girlfriend?”
person 2 : “nope. she’s my primary s-xual provider”
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