prime instant video and chill


the gentleman’s way of netflix and chill
taylor: thanks for taking me out to this fancy restaurant, that was so sweet of you!
tom: wanna come with me to my crib?
taylor: of course i do!
-walk into his crib-
tom: so you wanna prime instant video and chill?
taylor: sure, i’m just gonna grab a cuc-mber real quick
tom: i already have one here -unzips pants and buries his d-ck so hard in her -ss that whoever pulls it out will be crowned king arthur- whilst sharing a gl-ss of wine with her.

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