Prime Number Age Theory
a widespread theory/belief that states, “one has better luck when their age is that of a prime number”
when someone is of an age that is a prime number, they can truly say that they are in their “prime year”. this applies to both luck, fortune, and overall charisma. it’s a good time to buy a lottery ticket or open a fortune cookie, and to try new things.
a ‘prime number’ is a number only divisible by itself and one.
ex. 1,2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89,97, etc….
“happy 31st birthday, you know what that means?”
“of course i do! i subscribe to the same prime number age theory as you! this year is gonna rawk!”
–high five–
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