the fart routinely used by cave dwellers to smoke out a saber tooth tiger. it’s believed to be caused by the horrific combination of digesting tusk marrow and rat carc-sses.
after two chorizo tacos and three bowls of northern beans, the harbor master ripped a primitive fart killing his first mate on contact.
- cool clock, ahmed
something said when confronted with a piece of technology you know absolutely nothing about. taken from the incident in which a teenager named ahmed took a standard digital alarm clock, dis-ssembled it and mounted it in a pencil box and took it to school where he was arrested for bringing a hoax bomb. he argued […]
everything that is twisted and evil with this world; satan objectified i felt raped when my friend touched me with his disktrasa
- panty spiders
the pubic hair that escapes out the leg holes of underwear/swimsuits ooh, i need to clean up my bits before i go to the beach this weekend, or everybody will see my panty spiders.
- my pea in a pod
hannah darling you are my other pea, we share the same pod!! i love you so much darling and i’m so glad i met you!! your the closest friend i’ve had in a long time and one that i never wanna loose you!!!!! my pea in a pod is always you hannah
an expression of annoyance used jokingly in response to amusing snark directed at the speaker. you’re so out of it before your coffee that i could leave live snakes in your boxers and you’d never notice. nemeh!