primitive fart



the fart routinely used by cave dwellers to smoke out a saber tooth tiger. it’s believed to be caused by the horrific combination of digesting tusk marrow and rat carc*sses.
after two chorizo tacos and three bowls of northern beans, the harbor master ripped a primitive fart killing his first mate on contact.

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