Primo Drunk


when you get to the point of drunkeness that you are incapable of remembering your name, where you are, and why you are…or are not…wearing underpants.
bro #1 “bro…are you okay?”
bro #2 ” …whsush”
bro #1 “oh man you’re primo drunk”
bro #2 -drops-

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