---

Princess bubble wrap

---

Read Also:

• Nopa noki noli

  while it may sound hawaiian, this term is not. it refers to a demographic of people who have “no parents, no kids, no love interest.” in other words child-less singles who’s parents have p-ssed away. often used in context of guest lists at holiday parties. “maybe we should invite him to easter dinner. he’s a […]

• Beligerous

  when you get so drunk you think you’ve found god and aggressively preach. that guy was so beligerous he was slurring his preach. i drank too much wine at church and got beligerous. #religious #drunk #belligerant #preach #god

• tumblr face

  a self-absorbed attempt to desperately redesign a character – generally through the face – and wh-r- the result out for attention, comfort of one’s inadequacies, and/or faux-progressive ideals on tumblr. signs may include rounded features, excess fat, gigantic and reddened noses, s-xual ambiguities, problem gl-sses, hipster clothing, vague ethnicity, plain (“realistic”) features, and otherwise corrupting […]

• Purple Houdini

  the bruising that occurs when an over ambitious v-g-n- technician gets a little too close to the v-g-n-l lips during a brazilian wax job. michele’s attempt to spice up her love life went from high to low when she realized her personal waxer at the pretty kitty boutique left her with a purple houdini instead […]

• cucc

  someone who spends all of their time on the internet and latches onto any new words or acronyms that are considered ‘cool’ at the moment just in hopes that people will think they are edgy. carlos alexander is such a cucc for using the word cucc.

---