princess stoner


that girl who wears designer labels, is in good social standings with friends and teachers, who gets her sh-t done on time, who joins clubs, is on student government, and spends her parents money on weed. lots and lots of it. she’s not a sloppy drunk, enjoys a good time, sometimes dtf, always dts, and can out-smoke any bro she knows.
girl 1: g-d i hate that b-tch. she rubs her marc jacobs sh-t in our face, represents the student body on council, and has the hottest boyfriend.
girl 2: yeah, i hear she smokes him and her friends up all the time.

girl 1: if i was smoking that much there’s no way i’d be as active. seriously what’s her secret?
girl 2: nothing, she’s just a princess stoner.

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