Priory
in addition for being a a small monastery, in tabloid british english “priory” refers to a special clinic/clinics that deals with physiological or rehab treatments, etc…
amy winehouse was rushed to hospital after collapsing on wednesday, checked into the priory rehab centre in london yesterday as family members admitted that her relentless drink and drug lifestyle…
britain’s got talent sensation susan boyle was in the priory clinic last night suffering from exhaustion.
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the term ‘priory’ was first coined back in 1934 back when france used to expel the lowliest, most deformed and grotesque males from their smelly french villages. these often pre-p-b-scent boys would then congregate in what was known as a ‘priory’. because all the feeble attempts by citizens of priory to woo members of the opposite s-x failed miserably, they resorted to -n-l experimentation. at some point after 1934 these b-tt pirates decided that they would relocate to st. louis but keep their french traditions of loosing to any opponent and never taking a shower. as a result many native st. louis-ins are currently under the impression that priory is just a gigantic plot of government land set aside as a sanctuary for monkeys who have learned to wear pink polo shirts.
uneducated person: “someone call animal control there is a smelly monkey out there loosing at a sport!”
educated person: “thats not a smelly monkey you uneducated fool, thats just a priory student.”
newly educated person: “life makes more sense now!”
a school of all males who walk around like they take it from behind everynight.
priory student: g-d i got an f on my last oral exam because i couldnt make our math teacher c-m… =(
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