Prison Football


a game of football played with a roll of toilet paper instead of a football. the toilet paper roll acts as a timer. the game ends when the toilet paper runs out. it got it’s name because it is popular in jails and poor areas.
“i ain’t got no football, so we’ll have to play prison football with this roll of toilet paper.”

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